Wednesday, December 31, 2008

I win for "Grossest New Year Anyone Can Probably Be Experiencing"

Happy new year!

Contrary to the false alarm on my wikipedia entry that proclaimed I died on Xmas day in Dallas, I am alive, kicking, and apparently, blogging too!

More about that later.

As I was saying, Happy New Year!

You know who is NOT happy today?



Me.

You know who is even more unhappy than me today?




The thousands of maggots that lived in my fridge and just got killed.








Bon Appetit! May I tempt you with some nuggets perhaps?


(Although maggots probably do not know it's New Year today... But still... Generally an unhappy day for them.)


Yup. Disgusting.


You are probably wondering why my fridge was in this state. Maybe one day Mike and I will look back upon this story and laugh about it, but not right now.


So anyway... As you already know, we left on 10th of Dec for Dallas, and just reached Singapore on NYE at 1am. That's 22 days including time zone differences.

Before we left the house, we made sure all windows got shut and turned off all our electrical applicances.

Mike said, "Let's just hit the braker, make sure everything is off."

"Okay!" I chirped.

So with that, we turned off the main power supply and left the house with no electricity on - at all.


Two hours later, we were seated on the plane to Korea when I gasped.

"What?!" Mike said.

"The fridge. Oh my god," I replied.

"Oh shit... It's off isn't it? Oh shit." Mike sighed. "I'm so sorry baby... I just didn't realise..."

"Me neither... Oh well, it probably would just go bad... Flies can't go in and lay eggs, can they? It's sealed shut..."



WELL APPARENTLY THEY CAN!


Little fuckers!!!!!!!!!


The moment we opened our door, the stench was so overpowering it seriously like... knocked me backwards. The entire house stank so bad, I had gagging reflexes as I ran to open the balcony door and all windows.

The fridge had a pool of ambiguous brown liquid leaked out underneath it.

That brown liquid had flies on it.


"Maybe it's melted chocolate. I have some chocolate inside," I said hopefully. Doesn't smell like it though.

"I'd bet it's the ground beef..." Mike being ever the pessimist.


We knew we had a packet of nuggets (sealed) some hot dogs (sealed), and some ground beef (not securely sealed in cling wrap). That's all the meat we had.


We were both wrong.

We turned on the fridge to freeze whatever vermin which might be living inside to death first, and finally worked up our courage to open the fridge door the next morning.

Armed with insecticide, we opened it and jumped away in case anything would hop out and leech themselves onto us.

A cloud of opaque air gushed out of the freezer...

OMG....... The smell...... The wiggling of thousands of worms......


I've never been more disgusted in my whole fucking life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"Are you taking a picture?!!" Mike said indignantly at me as I clicked away. Yeah... Good blogging material what!

"Do you really want to remember this moment?" He asked amidst making gagging noises.

"Might be funny later,"
I shrugged.


No such thing as 'bad time for camwhoring'

And in case you are wondering, the white towel is my gas mask for the day.


So we started cleaning it - Throwing away EVERYTHING inside.


The brown liquid came from a hugeass packet of frozen (once upon a time) chicken breast fillets that we both forgot existed.


It is so muthafucking soggy and disgusting.

The ice trays had ice in it and dead maggots UNDERNEATH the ice.

I only took one picture of the maggots because I ran away after that. Those you see is just a small part of what was actually there.

The inside of the fridge had way more, and there was a palm-sized area that was soooooo full of eggs stuck there, the entire area was just brown in colour.


The smell... Did I already talk about the smell??

It smelt exactly like how the lizard that dead in my computer cables smelt like. Like a somewhat salty, sour smell. A little like dried sotong but 1000 times worse.

And... It goes deep into your nose canal and stays there so that you can still smell it hours later. If you breathe through your mouth, you can even taste it somewhat.

Mike shoo-ed me away to hose all the maggots away... He is so goddamn brave, I tell you.




My hero. He told me to mosaic his ugly clothes.


One hour later Mike cleared most of the stuff off. Maggots 101: They are sticky!

My turn. I scrubbed "egg marks" off with a toothbrush, wiped down all nooks and crevices with a soapy hand towel, then wiped down all surfaces with a dettol-infused hand towel (burns like bleach), then wiped everything with soap again.

All while gagging consistently at the horrible smell.




Dismantled the fridge to clean everything out. The maggots even got inside the back plate of the fridge, those little fuckers!!


Poured Dettol down every possible surface

Dettol is awesome!


And then I squeegeed maggot eggs and excess water off the wet floor into the drains.












There.

We thought after few hours of slogging (mostly Mike slogged coz he reckoned it is his fault) the fridge is spanking clean, even though it still stunk like hell.


So we let it air-dry, went out for lunch, and brought charcoal deodorizer and baking soda.


When we went back home, to my horror, I saw a maggot crawling on the goddamn door! WTFWTFWTF!!! How is that possible?!

(I sprayed it with insecticide to watch it die first. That felt good.)


The answer was that the insides of the rubber flaps that sealed the fridge shut was still bloody infested with eggs and maggots!!! Muthafuckers!


Honestly man... We should've just thrown the bloody fridge away and bought a goddamn new one for our landlord. He can't possibly mind... This fridge is so old and small anyway.

About $400 for a fridge like that... I'd pay double that amount to not have to deal with this shit!


Imagine that.

Some unknowing fucker would open that fridge door, thinking he might be able to get a free fridge from the rubbish pile... AND HAPPY NEW YEAR! It won't be us getting that gush of maggoty fragrance! Orh bi for being a greedy poke!


Sigh. If the smell doesn't clear up, I'm really gonna get a new fridge. I honestly cannot imagine eating any food out of that fridge, ever again.

Cheers!Aren't you happy you are not me?!


Well... The good thing is... my year can only get better!


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So yeah... Someone edited my wiki page to say that I died in a car crash during Xmas day when I was driving alone in Dallas. The person even included the time - approximately 5.30pm!

Creative, huh?!

At precisely that time I was actually in Mike's mom's place eating a sumptuous Xmas dinner of Alaskan crab legs dipped in melted butter.

I was aboard the plane on NYE and was just about to turn off my phone before the plane took off, when Ming called me all the way from Bangkok to USA through Singaporean phone lines.

"Are you ok?" he asked. "Someone wrote on your wiki page you died!"

"Of course I am ok lah! Won't it be fucking scary if I am dead and talking to you now?" I laughed.

After I hung up I felt a bit scared. What if my plane crashed and I died on NYD? Won't it be infinitely morbid?!

But I survived the flights even though they were not very pleasant.


Good joke, whoever you are!!!!!!


I hope you die in a car crash too! :) Remember to let me know during your last surviving moments so I can update your wiki page also, k? What do you mean how? Email me lah! Xiaxue@gmail.com! Oh right... You don't have a wiki page because you are not important enough. Oh well...


But honestly though... I quite understand.

I mean this fucker, whoever he is, actually was online during Xmas day, went to the wikipedia page of a virtual stranger, and entertained himself by editing it with my death.

That about sums up the Xmas Day plans of the biggest loser in the world.

Honestly, shouldn't you be eating turkey with parents who love you and opening presents from people who cared about your existance??


I sound like I am angry, but I actually found this whole thing pretty funny.

Shin Min also called me to ask me to comment about this! They must have found it funny too. :D


I'll update with USA pics soon!!


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Just a friendly reminder not to ever turn off your fridge!!

Christmas Post/Happy New Year's Eve

I always post things super late but I wanted to post this before the year was over! I really didn't get Christmas gifts this year! Just a couple from my BFFs, from the hubby, and of course my Secret Santa!


check out how huge that box was! i didn't know what to do! i waited til christmas eve to open it


all those packing peanuts!


the box is sooo cute!


wuzz's note!


all those goodies!!!


all those falsies & yummiesss!!

You better believe I attacked the Li Hing Mui gummy bears first!! I ate it all as soon as I opened it! Gummy bears are my absolute fave esp li hing mui & chocolate covered! I really appreciated the gifts because I haven't had goodies from home in soooo long!! And of course the falsies! They're exactly what I wanted and I haven't found Red Cherry lashes out here so of course I LOVE IT!!!

Eyeko also sent me a Christmas gift I just got it in the other day. It was a nice little gift! Yes, I too am an Eyeko ambassador [enter E129 for a free gift!!!!], but I promise in my upcoming reviews I will be as honest as possible! But here's what they sent me


a shirt, pin, & shadow cake!


pretty colors


aand finally the hubby completely surprised me this Christmas! Well, I knew he was gonna get me a juicy purse but I didn't think I was gonna get it til way after Christmas because he told me that they were sold out of the one I wanted!! =[ But after spending Christmas with my Tucson familia, he busted this out


the card was so dumb it said "shut yo mouf love brian" or something haha i was like WTF?!


me cheesin' like a MOFO!

I've been asking for a Juicy purse since we got together but he always joked that he would buy me a fake one!! But it's exactly what I wanted so I'm happy =] I hope you got everything you wanted and that you have a Happy New Year! =]

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

A New Journey


Greetings, I have been natural for 4 years and loved every minute of it. I had braids for a long time and then one day, BAM I went to church sporting a Fro. At the time, I never thought I could be a loc wearer because I kept thinking "If I decide I don't like them anymore, I will have to cut off all my hair". The mere thought of that was more than I could bear. I started locking my two oldest sons hair in March '08 and my younest son's hair in August '08. Still, I never thought I could be a loc wearer - but then I started to give it more thought and the more I thought about it, researched different methods, lurked through different blogs and worked on my sons locs, the more I started to long for them myself. After overcoming some huge fears in '08 - I decided to end the year jumping an even bigger hurdle - jumping into the land of LOCS. I gave birth on December 20th to 435 braidlocs. The best thing about them is, I did them all myself. Yippee for ME. LOL!! It was a lot of work but well worth it. I've been asked if they are sisterlocs which is quite a compliment because Sisterlocs are truly beautiful but, I would never spend that much money on my hair (don't mean anybody any harm, that's just my opinion). So, check me out , http://afrolady-theupperroom.blogspot.com/ because I will certainly be checkin' you out (wink!) don't forget to leave me some positive vibes!!
Peace Lovies!!

Monday, December 29, 2008

PRODUCT REVIEW: Sephora Toner


Sephora Brand Professional Flawless Toner

Product: 3/5
Packaging: 4/5
Quality: 3/5
Overall: 3.3 out of 5
Price: $4 at sephora.com & Sephora stores. [normally $10]

WHAT SEPHORA SAYS: The perfect post-cleansing residue remover, this cooling, purifying, 100 percent alcohol-free toner refines skin texture to smooth the skin and add essential moisture.

PROS: I think this toner does what it's supposed to do and no break outs! It's super cheap when it's on sale at Sephora! $4 for 4.2 oz!

CONS: There's a fragrance to it, and I don't like fragrances in my skin care products! Also, there's no tingly feeling that most toners have after using and that was a con for me.

COMMENTS: I don't think there's really much to say about reviewing a toner! It does do its job but it takes me a couple cotton balls before all the dirt is off my face which sucks! My old Mary Kay toner did the trick in one. [FYI my skin care routine at night is MAC wipe off most of make up, cleanse face, toner, then moisturize] This toner has a "gel" texture not just straight up liquid like others, which I didn't like either. It may be good for dry skin because it's not as drying as other toners, but I'm not completely sure. I rate this about average - it's not bad, but it's not awesome either and I don't think that I would buy it againl. =[

EOTD: Dramatic Smokey Eye

I did this EOTD a few weeks ago and I forgot to post it! It's kind of dramatic for me but I kind of like it! I think it's a good night look. I'm posting this as an EOTD cause I can't remember everything else on my face! LOL I only used 3 colors on this. I didn't have a nice 'smokey purple' color so I used Nocturnelle & tried to put Carbon over it to darken the color then used more Carbon to deepen the crease.





EYES
+ PAINTERLY P/P [base]
+ GESSO E/S [all over lid]
+ NOCTURNELE E/S [outer v & crease]
+ CARBON E/S [over nocturnelle & to deepen crease]
+ BRULE E/S [highlight]
+ NANOGOLD E/S [mixed w/ brule as highlight]
+ Stila Smudge Pots in BLACK [eyeliner & waterline]
+ Zoomlash Mascara in ZOOMBLACK

Sunday, December 28, 2008

MAC Dame Edna Haul

I am soo bad at this no buy thing!! haha But mi madre said I could use the CC for my Christmas gift sooooo u know what I got! LOL The packaging is super cute - I am such a sucker for LE packaging! I loved the glosses that came with this collection I got 2 out of 3 but I think I'm gonna go back for Hot Frost!




Highlighter in What A Dame!, Royal Tour E/S Trio, Splendid L/G, Possum Nose Pink L/G, & Gladiola L/S


Royal Tour, Dame's Desire, Climate Blue, What a Dame


Splendid, Possum Nose Pink, Gladiola


Gladiola L/S


Splendid L/G


Possum Nose Pink L/G

The MUA suckered me into bying the highlight powder! I wasn't planning on it but it has this sheen instead of the glitter bomb mess and ugh I was sold! I really like the eyeshadows, but the colors are kind of sheer. Then again I love colors you can build up because I'm still clumsy with super pigmented e/s. I couldn't understand why people hate stickers so much, but as soon as I opened it I understood! LOL It feels really awkard and the stickers are already peeling off! If they come off I Don't really care because the purple sparkle is cute enough for me but I noticed theres a film over the sticker on the e/s palette which makes it look MUCH better idk why they just didn't paint it on there but whatev. Everyone raaved about Gladiola L/S before it came out and I bought it but I'm not so sure anymore? It's reaally bright idk what do you guys think?



Sorry this is me looking like a bum! It's crazy bright I don't know what to wear it with? A simple smokey eye? Can I even pull this color off? lol If you notice every thing comes with a little quote from Dame Edna. Idk if you can read it but these are the quotes:

POWDER: A little efort goes a long way with a face like yours.
E/S: Love never loses sight of loveliness. That's why people love me.
L/G: Touch yourself up & others will follow!
L/S: We all need a MAC-over possums!

My fave is the lipstick quote! I decided I'll pass on the other E/S trio, but I might go back for Coral Polyp! I'm in loove with Splendid it's such a pretty orange color. I'm debating whether or not to return Gladiola - but I've never returned anything from MAC! lol Well I hope you all had a merry Christmas! I'll have another post soon complete with Secret Santa pictures!

EDIT---
I forgot to post the swatches I got! They're kind of sloppy but I guess it's better than nothing?

L to R/T to B: What a Dame HP, Gladiola, Coral Polyp, Kanga Rouge, Divine Night, Wisteria, Fineshine, Hot Frost, Possum Nose Pink, Splendid, Climate Blue, Dame's Desire, Royal Tour

Friday, December 26, 2008

Photos from Around the Spiegel House






A Christmas Cookie.


I made these cookies as a gift for the people at Mohonk, a resort and nature preserve in New Paltz, New York.


To make the logo, I first drew it on AutoCad, which is an architectural design program that I use at work. I then printed a bunch on one piece of paper and placed it underneath a sheet of acetate paper, which was taped onto a cookie sheet. From there I piped over the template with royal icing, painted the designs with luster dust, waited for them to dry, and carefully lifted them off the acetate using a small offset spatula.

I applied the logos to the cookies when the green icing was still wet.

Wedgwood Cookies

I received a great gift yesterday from my Grandmother, Jewel. She gave me an Olympus E-520 camera and, as you can see from these pictures, the camera makes all the difference. I spent most of this morning taking pictures of cookies that I'd saved in hopes that I would someday get a hold of a camera that would do them justice.


This is my favorite picture.


These cookies were inspired by Wedgwood pottery, which I recently started collecting. It took some time to get the color just right.

I made some letters by hand (above) and also experimented with stencils (below).


You can see some other pictures that I took on my mom's blog, Spiegel House.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Sisterlocks from the ATL





Greetings!
It has been six months!!! Still loving the freedom

Feel free to follow my journey at belindasblogat.blogspot.com

Peace Belinda

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

The Loc'd Lady

HELLO Loc Wearers Everywhere!
Hailing from the island of St.Croix, I'm the Loc'd Lady of CrucianNaturals.net. I started my locs in June 2005, and have never looked back. This journey has been one of spiritual and personal growth, and my locs symbolize my promise to continuously improve and uplift myself. I've learned a lot on this journey, and decided to document it on my blog, so that I can not only share the KNOWledge that I've gained, but also my interests, my ideas, and my feelings.

I cordially invite you to visit my blog: http://www.cruciannaturals.net ..

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