Saturday, August 18, 2007

Sisterlocks Convert




Hi All,

I am so pleased to be part of this blog. I have researched and over-researched sisterlocks and now finally have them, which is in part due to the influence of blog stories from the L.H.B.E.

I hail all the way from the U.K. and have had sisterlocks since 29th July 2007. Come and enjoy my blog as I have enjoyed yours!

Much Love
Sisterlocks Convert xxx




Thursday, August 16, 2007

salon shoot

had a photoshoot at the salon.
check it yo.
hair by jill and kari
makeup renn
styling ariella

like this hair. natural and cool.

possumn kingdom
can't wait to see sonic youth
and totally crazy over the SNAGGS pillow

and totally crazy over the SNAGGS pillow.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Nappy Hair = Beautiful Hair


My name is Elizabeth and I've been Sisterlocked since February 28th 2007 and have never looked back! I love the versatility of my hair and the beauty my natural texture provides. This hairstyle fits my needs and personality perfectly! I have really enjoyed reading all of your blogs and sharing in your journeys. Feel free to drop by my page to see how I am doing and how my locks are progressing.

http://lovinmyhair.blogspot.com

This blog exists to advocate gay justice

Got nothing much to blog about recently in my life (except for new house stuff, which I'm sure most of you aren't interested in - after all, if the blog title had been "Home and Living: Xiaxue's new place!" would you be craning your neck now to read the following promising story?), so I've decided to show you guys some emails that I have received recently.

It seems, every now and then, there would be some fuckers who ask me to use my blog's popularity to help them give some shitass cause more awareness - be it "save the whales", or "don't wear fur", or "give us paedophiles a break, we made our choice and it's our freedom!" - like I really give a shit.

The only cause I care about enough to blog about is perhaps how pink-lovers are often unfairly judged (just because we like pink doesn't mean we are all frivolous and stupid!! *sees a pink feather boa nearby and runs chirpily to it, distracted*), but that's for another day.

A few days ago, my blog was requested to "do the greater good" of helping male gay clients to be aware of horrible gay prostitutes.

That's right, here's the email "Vincent Toni" sent to me... He quoted the entire email exchange he had with NYP (for those of you who aren't Singaporean, it's a polytechnic in Singapore).



His initial email to NYP:



Nike bags very expensive meh? I am guessing this Benny isn't too good-looking else he will ask for LV. :D


I can't believe it, but NYC actually replied to him:


I'm imagining this really strict old lady that looks like McGonagall reading this and shaking her head, not knowing how to civilly reply someone like Vincent. Hahahaha...

And he is at it again:



And NYP never bo chup him leh!!



Haha, they are obviously patronising him.

He is still an unhappy person:



NYP's third and final response:



This made Vincent Toni boil, and thus his plea to me:



Hmmm... I wonder who the victim really is. Is it Benny? Is it the orange-haired sms-harasser? Or is it NYP?

I sent him this reply:





Yes I will publish it...


And my email reply to him:

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Vincent very indignant!



I cannot be bothered with him so I didn't reply.

He sent me this:



At the same time, my attention for my inbox was taken away from Vincent by one Connie Jo, who apparently has the same problems as Vincent: vicious gay men who are terrible and must be made known to the public!




Now I've pissed Connie off! Her final reply:



Wooohooo... Angry.

At the same time, I received another email by Vincent Toni!



Had no idea "I hv scam U" is such a popular phrase...


I was in a good mood and felt like insulting people, so I replied him:




He didn't heed my advice to commit suicide:



Hehe... He admits his dick got cauliflower leh!! So interesting, next time Singapore got garden exhibition again must ask him go and be exhibit.

My reply:



Obviously my insults are invalid because I don't even know how the hell he looks like, but it seems to have hit a raw spot...





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WAH SO HANDSOME ONE THIS VINCENT TONI!!!!


Well, that's the end of the saga!! Go email Vincent and have an email fight with him if you are bored!

p/s: I have nothing against homosexuality and you shouldn't either, so please don't write homophobic comments else they will be deleted.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Haven


I started Haven a few years ago just for fun. My posts are about whatever I'm thinking about or want to share. Sisterlocks, popular culture, my experiences with Hurricane Katrina...it could be anything. Please visit my blog at: http://reneahenry.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Mike, me and two babies

Short post today... Momo just sold our Teban flat (for a vast price advantage since the market is SO crazy now for property) so Momo and Didi are moving out too in a few months!!

I am a bit horrified because this means that if Mike dumps me I'd have like, nowhere to go to for a few months till Momo gets a new place!

So anyway, the point is that I have to go back to Teban to get the remainder of my stuff (which is really so much, I'm dreading it), and find places for it in the princess room!

Remember the Ikea guys who came to my place and found it unoccupied, so I had to pay $30 extra as a penalty?

Well, THEY forgot to come the next day themselves, so I called them and was like, "Where is my furniture? I don't see why I have to pay $30 if you guys make mistakes..." and the phone guy cut in and told me not to worry, I don't have to pay anything extra.

Sweet!! I haven't even used the "I took one day off work you know, who is going to pay for my losses?! HUH?!" tactic. I know I don't work la, but it's a perfect excuse man!

Right. I need to stop being such an auntie. I AM A TRENDY 23 YEAR OLD!

Yesterday, I was looking at a broom outside NTUC. (Don't judge me, everyone needs brooms!)

I've procrastinated buying a broom/mop because all of them are sooooooooo fugly, and I JUST REFUSE to spend money on ugly things! Florescent yellow, green and red bristles on a red handle?! Gross! (Mike: "FOR GOODNESS SAKE IT'S JUST A BROOM WHY DO YOU CARE IF IT'S UGLY?!")

So I was looking at the NTUC broom, blue and grey (quite decent looking), selling for $4.20, when a true blue auntie came to me.

She said, "WAH, you want to buy broom hor, buy from Sheng Siong leh... Cheap there..." and she looks really quite mad, like she haven't spoken to a human for months.

"I bought this handle there," - she holds up the fugly red wooden excuse of a broom handle.

"only $1. And then I go to Shop n' save buy this broom head, also $1... This NTUC hor... " - she looks at NTUC with a wrinkled nose, apparently disgusted by the price disparity, "VERI EXPENSIVE!! Don't buy don't buy."

I stared at her speechless for 2 seconds before replying, "OK", and she walked off.

Completely bonkers. Who the fuck would go to so many supermarkets to save $2.20? Walking there can buy me the time to write 2 advertorials to earn me more than 1,000 times of the saved amount. (Not that I got so many advertorials to write la, but still)

And saving $2.20 to get a ugly broom that everyone will look at and judge you by? (Don't say nobody looks at it hor, what if a guest spills something?!) No thank you!

Anyway, my point about this whole chunk is that an auntie takes me for a fellow penny-wise-dollar-foolish auntie too!

How... how could she? I... I... I have tattoos! I... I'm wearing Havaianas! I'm young and young people don't care about saving two pennies!

HMPF! Very angry. From now on I shall shop for groceries only at Jason's. Or Cold storage Jelita. Ok I need to stop listing supermarkets.

Shuyin came over and bought me a hot pink saucepan! Love!

And as promised, the pictures of our two lovely "pets":


Click to enlarge, but softly, they are sleeping

They are bloody cute. Soon they'd grow up to be fat, stupid and annoying pigeons though.

More photos soon.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Cashana's Musings on Hair and Life







Thanks Maryee for inviting me to join the Locked Hair Blog Exchange. This exchange has been very helpful to me and I hope to be able to return the favor. I was officially Sisterlocked on January 9, 2007 and all I can say is I am truly free. My blog is mostly about my hair, but I love to write so you may find some of my musing as well. Thanks for the welcome!

cashanamusings.blogspot.com