Naturally Me

Hello everyone my name is Black Doll and I am excited to share my Sisterlock journey with you. I've just made St. Louis my home coming from Los Angeles. ! I must admit Sisterlocks has been quite an experience but I would not change it for the world. My blog is dedicated to my personal Sisterlock experience and I invite you to watch my babies grow into beautiful long healthy Sisterlocks. I'm a newbie in the game. I've been Sisterlocked since November 7, 2007, but my hair is changing very quickly. I hope to encourage those sistahs who are struggling to make the decision to go natural see all the glory, freedom and beauty in natural hair. So come on by and check out virtuous sisterlocks blogspot, please feel free to leave suggestions and tips. I appreciate it all.

Nappy Blessings

Hello All,

My hair has always been an extension of my life. I had my first set of locs for ten years. I started them all wrong, product wise. But they were the longest my hair has ever been.



Now I have had a sort of rebirth and my hair has joined me. I started my second set of locks 12/31/07.




At this moment they are a mixture of latched, coils, and braids. I love them more everyday. The more I leave them alone, the happier they are.


I look forward to comments and suggestions. And I am always willing to offer my support and "what-not-to-do wisdom."


So, check out my NappyBlessings Blog or join me on Myspace and NappyStar.

Peace & NappyBlessings

WAS COMPLETELY KIDDING

I can't believe that a reporter and a few other people (including a friend's concerned dad) thought it is serious that I went for a SEX CHANGE?!?!?!

HONESTLY PEOPLE! Like, a real sex change? With a synthetic penis from a Thai vengeful housewife? Using my new penis to TYPE??!

Which part of those sound even slightly conceivable?!

The reporter was all like asking my managers:

"Why did she get a sex change?"

"How long has she felt this 'manliness' for?"

"How much did it cost?"

"Why did she finally decide to do it?"

KUAKUAKUA!!

Anyway, now for the truth.

The truth to why I haven't blogged for so long.

IT IS BECAUSE....


I AM ACTUALLY A DINOSAUR (disguised as a human) AND DINOSAURS HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.


I mean, honestly... If you were a T-rex like me, transported through time to come live in 2008, would you just stay at home and blog all day long? I mean, during MY time, all there was to do is to chew up little dinosaurs and roar and roar! IT'S SO FUCKING BORING I TELL YOU.

Now, I can play video games, go online, shop for clothes, get mistaken for an SPG etc... GOT LOTS TO DO!

I do miss my dinosaur pals though... Roarer the T-rex, Jennifer the lovely swooping bird sort of dino (sorry I can't spell the names you human scientists gave us, and if I use dinosaur language you guys can't understand me), and even Jimmy! Jimmy looks like Barny except green! I totally miss him whenever I see Barny.

So yup. Stop hounding me or I will transform back into my fearsome T-rex self and bite your heads off.

I mean it! I'm totally a dinosaur and it is totally believable! What do you mean this is even a taller tale than the sex change? It's totally true and I'm hurt from your baseless accusations.

Not dead

A good evening to the 12 of you (or so) left still reading my dead, dead blog.

I've a very good reason for not blogging. That's right, I went ahead and did what I've always wanted. Some of you guessed it, others might be shocked beyond words: I took the plunge and had a sex change.

Wearing pink all the time, feeling a compulsive urge to buy fluffy, frilly stuff in order to hide my MANLY, MANLY self inside. I HAD ENOUGH! If God made me a man inside, then I decided I very well ought to go with his divine flow!!

I went to Thailand and had a synthetic penis surgically attached to me.

It measures 15 cm whenever I get randy, and 7 cm when floppy. I know, I know, it's so mediocre right? Well, you know what they always say - it's the girth and not the length, right, girls?!

Unfortunately, the girth of my new penis is like, erm, let me get horny first...












Ok back.

Like the size of a 20c coin.

Which is not very wide at all, but hey! It's a damn penis that was cut off by a vengeful housewife who was also very commercially attuned, so she quickly sold it off the black market at a whooping 1000 baht! 1000 baht can buy a lot of Tom yam maggi mee - which might bring her more enjoyment than a 20c coin penis, I guess.

The other penis choice I had looks like it's from a great-grandfather (even had a few strands of white, wispy hairs which I assume were pubes), so I went ahead and went with the vengeful housewife's one.

Thai women are often cutting off their men's penises, I heard.

I know I know, why can't I used penises from all the Thai trannies right?! That's simply not right - I'm a straight man and I refuse that my penis is gay.

So anyway, after the antagonizing surgery, I had to rest for precisely the amount of days I took not to blog. "What has your penis got to do with blogging?!" the 12 of you anxious stalkers must be asking indignantly.

My dears, everything! You are right! Now that I finally have a penis, I'm going to make the best of it and use it on everything! Including typing and holding frying pans near the hot flames.

Now, the question you people are all dying to ask. No no, not whether I can know fuck myself (you people can be so insensitive sometimes! God!), but I am now straight or gay?

CAN I EVER BE CLASSIFIED SINCE I AM AN HERMAPHRODITE? I'm so confused!

Anyway, I've got like 200 photos to post up. Don't ask your friends to come to my website, you 12 loyal no-lifers. If I think nobody is reading, then I can write juicy gossip.

p/s: Of course comments are not allowed.

declare independence

freedom in 2008!

been a while...


go here to see what happens in los angelos. the genius of Cobrasnake

-_-

Happy new year y'all!

I can't believe it is 2008! No no, like literally. I think I either missed NYE countdown altogether as I was on various flights, or I slept through two countdowns (depending on which country's time zone you wanna use), so 2008 feels damn surreal coz there was no celebration to give it a big welcome.

Not that anyone really welcomes it, except maybe people who are, sorry, was 17 so that they can go into clubs this year.

I'm freaking 24 can? This year!

I AM OFFICIALLY MID-TWENTIES.

I cannot even twist the truth reasonably and say I am early twenties anymore!

When Forever 21 started, I was 20, and I went into that shop and felt I was dressing old - and then I turned 21 and I went in there and I was like, "This is apt, I AM 21."

AND NOW I'M STILL STUCK SHOPPING THERE, TOO OLD FOR THE BRAND!!!

I shall abruptly end this blog entry because I suddenly lost interest in writing it.

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XIAXUE'S GUIDE TO LIFE

I give up the secret of how to bling your gadgets!! Gmask is going to be very, very displeased with me. Sorry la guys!! The producers forced me to tell the secret! They said they would kill Momo and let Cloudy be sodomised by the ugliest pit bull if I don't! And I'd be force-fed parsley juice (concentrated) and my accessories will all be taken away from me!

And how can I allow that? Never mind Momo and Cloud Cloud, but I TOOK MANY PAINFUL YEARS TO PROCURE ALL MY CHIO ACCESSORIES!

(They can be rather cruel at times)

(I am obviously just kidding, nobody is trying to kill you Momo.)

NEWS ASIA ON THE NET

Last ep of the funniest news show ever! Well, way funnier than The Noose or whatever Mediacorp is doing, that's for sure.

That's coz I helped to produce it! This ep is all bloopers. Who would have thought Debbie and Howard are so funny when they deliver stuff wrongly?

You know, the image of Howard in a bald cap is just stuck in my head. Initially, I wanted to let him wear the highlighting cap - you know, like a bald cap except it has little holes in it for hairstylists to pull little strands of your hair through to highlight.

That's like infinitely uglier than a bald cap la, coz the cap's original colour is unknown due to it taking on various dye colours like red, brown, black etc! Muahahaa!

Except that the highlighting cap doesn't go in context. Oh well.

Gillian is right, it IS awesome to be on this side of the production sometimes.