Tuesday, September 23, 2008

New videos!

XIAXUE'S GUIDE TO LIFE



Bff challenge no 2! It involves a bikini!
Who would be the best?


CHICK VS DICK




Wondering how Kaykay and Paul did their magic challenge last week?
Bonus video! Finally, a magic trick that gets explained!!



Paul makes Kay kay say some truly nasty things in this one.
Don't believe me? Go watch!


CRACK COMEDY




Should Singapore have more homeless people?
It does seem like they are quite entertaining!


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Happiness! Tomorrow I'm gonna see Lewis Hamilton! Thanks Nuffnang!!

Mike's birthday is just over and I bought him a black DS Lite and Xbox's Grand Theft Auto. Total only $300++, but he is very touched!! Hehehehe...

We went to eat a nice dinner and had melting chocolate cake with ice cream... You know the kinda cake that is warm and a bit crusty outside and the inside is molten chocolate?

Mike told me that he is gonna totally marry me if I can bake that for him, so please provide me the recipe if you have one!! Hahaha!

The previous entry is not my bestest entry ever lah... Kua kua... Now I a bit regret saying that coz I am thoroughly scared it is not up to standard... Maybe tomorrow I shall post it.

Go watch the videos!


p/s: How?!! Nanolove is totally bullying poor Picolove!! I checked and both don't have injuries leh... Should I only start worrying when there are?

Poor Pico... Keeps getting pushed off the wheel by fatass Nano!

Naturally Free and Loving it


I have been sister locked since August 2008 and my hair has grown so much. I'm loving my natural hair, I'm ready and willing to take this natural journey. Since day one I knew that I was going to love my hair. I didn't go through the scalpy stage you hear about. I thought that I would be scared at first but when my consultant showed me the mirror, I put my earrings and lipgloss on and I went on my way!

Please feel free to visit my blog at http://freenaturally.blogspot.com/

Monday, September 22, 2008

My idol

Boo! Some people have been telling me that Dawnie called me an evil shortie! But there was no names mentioned, so she can't possibly have been referring to me, can she? Since she does not do mud-slinging, right?

Anyway, I recently had a revelation. My revelation is that I oughta be kind and benevolent. Therefore, I have decided to forgive Dawn for attempting to sue me, and to go to the other extreme.

That's right. I am now her biggest fan!!!

Hurray!

Afterall, what's there not to like? Her beautiful talented style of writing, her Eurasian face, her naturally big boobs, her 100% honest and god-loving demeanour. Loves!

Since I am now Dawn's biggest fan, I'd love to show my sincerity, fandom and remorse by sharing with you all my personal collection of Dawn memorabilia....

Hold your breath people!

Her most gorgeous photos, all combined into one long, eye-boggling blog entry! Yums!

These photos are mostly taken from forums, other people's facebook or photo albums, but some are from the goddess's blog herself.

I've taken the liberty to increase the contrast and size in some pictures so that we can all admire Dawn in her fullest glory. But I assure you I never photoshopped any!




Our beautiful princess in 1997

Credits to Gssq for his pictures, which has been pilfered all over the place.

Her in JC






Pretty...





























In between her transformation from an innocent school girl to ultra beauty.






Lucky Dawn, her eyelids so deep-set naturally... Sigh






FHM cover girl! Gorgeous...




And her more recent photos...




Sexy. I love the slanted nose and chin.





Life is unfair...

Dawn's arms and chest so fair, why mine so black?











Plagiarising is hard work












































Love the cleavage











Love the sharp chin

















Your boobs are so big Dawn! But I have a question...



How come the lines on the wall beside them are so wavy?
I've added a pink straight line for comparison's sake.

Why ah??

*scratch head*















These pictures are taken off Dawn Wayang.


I have blurred out the words
because they are so hurtful towards my idol.

Last photo:



My favourite... Her smile lights up an entire room!


So what do you say, Dawn? Truce? I posted up so many chio photos of you leh!

I am sincere in being your fan!

And you all ah! Please do not accuse Dawn of plastic surgery, ok?!

It is 100% clear she didn't do her nose, eyes, chin and forehead!

What do you mean you are not interested in Dawn shit anymore? It's my blog and I shall post my idol's photos if I want to!



Postnote: Le sigh! Why you all ask me to lay off Dawn? You all have misunderstood me and my purely good intentions!

This entry is not about "exposing her plastic surgery", which has been done by many other malicious and horrible people. Lies! Anyway I won't blog what other people has blogged before already hor... That's just lame.

This entry is to pay tribute to her natural good looks, which, according to her, came from her Eurasian ancestry. Such a sexy god's gift to men and gay women....

Since, as Dawn once so coyly said, she has no idea why she is named the hottest blogger, I've decided to show her why via sharing my very precious photo collection of her!

Instead of appreciating it, I get scolded! Boo!!

I'm being nice ok!

And if you don't like the content on my blog please don't insult my idol or me ok! Go read something else!

(Btw in case you think someone is very piteous, think again. Out of nowhere, calling me an evil shortie? Did I start this???? HELLO??? I am not angry, but I must show that I want a truce by showing LOVE mah!)