Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Thanksgiving in Texas, Kandi Bar, Smiley lattes and a few self-shots!

Shitload of photos! All super backdated, and yeah, this is before the nose job. :D


Wanyi, Weili, and Shuyin came to send me off on my 30 hour trip!



Typically, Momo monopolises the conversation, and Teo lala looks bored! I think she was talking about how she cleverly saves carpark fees by parking somewhere for $3 a whole day then taking a bus.

Arrived at the Taipei International Airport, which is the BEST!!!!



Food is fab, and there is free internet connections, with loads of drinks all having celebrity faces! (ah Mei on my green tea)

I found a free socket, bought a drink, and sat on a high chair feeling really comfy as I listened to Jay Chou's new songs blasting over the cafe's stereos. Wonderful!

LAX should learn! (It really sucks, too many ridiculous inefficient checks, takes 3 hours at least to transit, and has NO FREE INTERNET! Nabeh give free to poor transiting people like me will die ah!)


My sweet luggage!


Momo bought this little bunny thing, and when u unzip it, it opens up into a very comfy blanket!

I swear it's the best invention ever, totally useful when you get cold... or lonely... on the plane!

I don't know how boys get their source of comfort, but stuffed bunnies are surely the way to go for girls!

Fur boots from Korea, has luxurious leopard-print fur lined inside to keep my calves warm!





I bought a white pouch with like 8 compartments in it, and I think this is a must-have for all long-haul fliers!

Inside - my passport and all relevant documents, my phone, some sweets to chew so your ears get better when pressure goes crazy during take-off, wallet, lip balm, a cute pen necessary for filling in forms, tissue for emergencies, the hole there for my camera, and also a mirror!

I love pouches, feel very secure with all your important stuff fastened to your waist!



Arrived at Las Vegas! So exciting to be here again, with all the slot machines ringing, but I only had 58 mins to transit and I swear I almost missed my flight can!

Poor bunny dropped to the back of my luggage, got dragged on the dirty floor for like 15 mins before I realised it, and got REALLY filthy and dusty. Ewww!

Luckily I had wet tissues in my luggage.

Arrival in Mike's place!

Fell promptly asleep. He has this window curtain thing which is like a pirate skull, and it gives me nightmares coz it's so ugly, so.....


I told you the bunny is useful!


Freezing cold there!



Drove 5 hours to Dallas for thanksgiving... Won't it be nice if Singapore had rainbow skies like this?




Turkey!


Mike brought me to a lake house, it belongs to his uncle I think, and is pretty secluded and has a lake next to it!

By "next to it" I mean you have to drive a golf buggy to go there.









Isn't it nice? I don't know about the grass, but the sky does certainly seem more blue around there!


Mike found a quartz and gave it to me *super er xin smile*


With his mom, Ann... She looks a lot prettier in real life, but I only took one photo of her!

Anyway Mike's relatives are super nice people... I'm beginning to think that Southern people are really sweet; they genuinely seem to care and put in a lot of effort to make people feel good, but it's sad that movies always protray them to be quite crazy... Like the Hills Have Eyes! Or the Texas Chainsaw Massacre!


Ann's dog Liz...


Mike being cute. Well, one of his better photos! He is really bad at taking pics! -_-



Us... I drove to the lake! Very fun, gonna go learn driving soon and hopefully Mercedes will sponsor me an SLK!

What what?! One can dream can't she?!


So much food!
Lemon pie, chocolate and cherry pie, etc etc, all homemade goodness!


We went to a really nice hotel, but it has a really awful name...

GAYLORD TEXAN!!

I don't know why Americans can come up with some names and have like an entire board of directors agree to it, it's so weird!




Bronzed cowboy! Have to stuff a bill into his pocket after you are done taking a pic with him.


Electric fire! I wanted to see a real one with logs and all, but well, technology has advanced!


Christmasy decorations...


And we stole a snowflake from their deco and hung it on the car mirror!


A hole in my stocking... I think it adds to the slut appeal. Ha!


Went to eat at Logan's Roadhouse, my baby's treat!






His eyes look somewhat green here... I like it when they turn green!



Very yummy steak with two choosable side dishes! Unfortunately got my steak medium instead of medium-rare, turned out a little tough. Bah!


Flying back to Singapore...


Very sad, but life goes on. Hopefully Mike comes here soon with a good job!

Oh yeah! Got a horror story to tell... At LAX, I requested the guy in charge of China Airlines (what to do, no money...) to give me an emergency exit seat!

Now these seats have super extra leg room, so I was really happy when I got it for my 14 hour LAX to Taipei flight!

However, the whole airplane was chock-full of Vietnamese people (the men kept shoving people around, I dunno what their problem is!), and I had the misfortune of sitting next to a SUPER SMELLY OLD MAN CAN?!

At first he just gave out whiffs of a sourish, tangy smell, and I just ignored it coz it floated over like once every 15 mins.

I took a sleeping pill and dozed off for 10 or so hours (another 4 to go), and woke up to find that his "scent" was increasingly strong and getting more frequent!

I was really quite queasy from it, when he FARTED OK!

The sour smell plus the fart smell was enough to make me hurl, so I just fanned myself vigourously, hoping he gets the hint and won't do it again!

But he did! Like 5 times!

Now since we were sitting at the exit seats, the toilets were, like, what, a whole 1.5 metres away, and I don't understand why this stupid old man (he is like 50 so he can still walk perfectly well) can't just go to the loo to fart!

I was feeling quite trapped, when breakfast came.

It was delicious cheese omelette.

Now the stupid old man was leaning back on his seat right, and when his food was served to him, he had to lean forwards to eat it.

He was wearing a navy blue jacket, and when he leaned forwards, I saw that the back of his jacket was TOTALLY COVERED IN DANDRUFF OK!

BLOODY HELL!

So bloody gross can!

And he is DAMN SMELLY LAR!

The dandruff is not white, not yellow, but a DARK DARK BROWN!

The disgusting flakes snowed all over his back, his shoulders, his neck, and you can even see them trapped WITHIN HIS SHORT HAIR!

I was so grossed out, but I sat down long enough to finish my omelette coz I was so hungry, then I fled my roomy seat and went to sit with another Vietnamese lady who was nice enough to let me sit next to her.

While I was eating the omelette I kept thinking the dandruff of his is going to fall into my plate, garnishing my cheese omelette, so I kept having severe vomitting sensations. Gross! Will never forget that horrible smell!

The fucking old man doesn't seem to think he did anything wrong, and when we were alighting he kept on looking at me menacingly like I shouldn't have left that seat next to him.

I was damn scared he would beat me up or something.

Not because of the pain but because he is SOOOOOOO filthy!

Oh god I am having puking sensations AGAIN!

Opening of Kandi Bar!




Teo lala, Vyasa, me, and Ann Ling


A lot of angmohs! Dunno where they get all the angmohs to come from...


We are quite happy with our peach champagne.








Entire wall full of stuffed crocodiles!


Live band


Supper with Wong, PY and Ah dong at macs!


So nice!


Peiying gamely agrees to a photo...


But Wong is being evasive as usual. Bah!


Xiao feng being evasive too...


No wonder PY is such a camwhore, look at the amount of passport photos she has!


Amazing can! Have you seen anyone with more? All different ones!


Eekean arranged it to become a family tree...


It's like horrible incest over and over again...


Lime came over for a photoshoot, so I thought since I have make up on, might as well camwhore a bit too like the PY...










p/s: Someone uploaded Girls Out Loud on youtube! So now you overseas readers can go watch. =D

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

A spanking new nose

*Drumroll*

In case you guys didn't cotton on with the first ep of GOL, I just did my nose job with Dr Martin Huang!

It lasted 7.5 hours I think! *all boggle-eyed* I slept for maybe 2 hours, and for the rest of the time I kept talking cock to Dr Huang, haha!

It will be filmed and shown (ala nip/tuck) on the 8th and season finale of Girls Out Loud, and also featured exclusively first on 8 days, complete with photos of surgery and me with totally no make up!

Yeah, so if you are any form of publication who wishes to interview me too, send me an email at xiaxue@gmail.com!!!!!

*hops around in excitement*

More pictures and an advertorial tomorrow. Very sleepy, just took the pills (man, so many) and I have to be careful not to sleep on the nose and try not to on the sides either!!!!


P/s: Will delete all comments that says I am copying certain bloggers, or that you guys are disappointed by me. From articles like this, you know know that I wanted a nose job a long time ago, just that I didn't have to money to do it till now (since it's sponsored by the best surgeon, of course jump at the chance man!).

Also, I am not gonna make excuses like I broke my nose or flat out deny that I did surgery. I don't like the nose, so I did something about it. No big deal. And don't judge, you ain't no moral saint, any more than you are my momo.

p/p/s: Also please don't say that there is nothing wrong with my nose. The noses that you guys have seen on this blog are all heavily photoshopped.. :) So yeah!

Love ya all!!!!!

Monday, December 11, 2006

Natraleefree's Dreadlock Journey

Ok ladies, I finally updated by blog.........come check out my pics! ;0)
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Sunday, December 10, 2006

Alright already, I am blogging!

Sorry for the lag! I've been quite busy lately, and I need some time to edit all my photos, then I will post them up.

Did one bigass one though, hehe...



Can someone please update my wikipedia page for me? (I have no idea how to do it, looks damn tough)

It's obviously written a long long time ago by some morally presumptous fucker who hates me.

And also can't be bothered to upload a chio photo of me despite me splattering them all over the place.

Racist and xenophobic! If I am racist and xenophobic how come my boyfriend is not Singaporean or Chinese you tell me! Such rubbish, am obviously not famous for being bloody racist.

You kind wikipedian who decided to do this task can involve "first blogger in Singapore to get involved with TV" or something like that MUAHAHAHAHA GIRLS OUT LOUD!

Go watch tonight, in case by 10pm I have yet blogged to urge you again.

Sunday, December 3, 2006

Exciting!

Girls Out Loud

IS TONIGHT!!!!

WATCH!!!

10 PM! Channel 5!!


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Postnote, Tues 12.43am:

About the height jokes. Firstly, I wasn't really offended, I just thought it wasn't very polite, not for someone I am not on close terms with. My friends make height jokes all the time, and I am fine with that.

Secondly, just because I TEASE MYSELF don't mean I can't take offence at people teasing me. If some fat friend of yours says that she is fat, does it mean you can also call her fat the rest of the day?

You can say your mom's being a bitch, but is it ok for someone you are not even close with to call your mom a bitch too?

If you don't get it, just don't write your nitwit opinion, coz you are stupid. Maybe you should consider not tainting the internet with your worthlessness anymore. Maybe suicide? Just an option. *shrugs*

I don't really care about my being short, I've been like shortest in class since Sec 1, and have long been accustomed to it. So yeah, I really don't see the point of you guys all telling me I am short, because I know it already! And you should know about it too, I blogged about that so many times! Where were you, in Cuba?!

Otherwise, how's the show? Fabulous? I KNOW! Tell me what you think!!!

p/s: Please do not give stupid advice, ie "dun show your teeth so much!!!111" because the show have long been filmed and nothing can be changed now.

Friday, December 1, 2006

Pixel grabs

After the screening of my show (which is on Monday) Mike the capitalist said I should double the pixel ad prices (which, as you can see, I haven't bothered to change because I am that sort of procrastinator), and so he will do...

If you wanna buy any cheap ads I suppose you can do it right now, while the price of 1 small square over in the grid is still $50 SGD.

And that lasts six months too and will link to the website of your choice with the aid of a saucy tagline, unless, of course, the said website is like animal porn or something.

You know, actually, it depends on which animal, coz I might approve some of them. No, horses and dogs are out (what's wrong with you??! Did your uncle love you too much as a kid?), but personally I think if you can find exotic animals such as like white tigers or such... well... I suppose I won't judge you.

Well then, you can pay by paypal. Or bank transfer. Or delivering a pink vertu to me. I'm breezy.

p/s: I think that I am not cutesy enough, so I am gonna add like a girly icon right here:



Doesn't that just increase my sex appeal? Oh yes baby, it does.

p/p/s: I miss my Mike, he smells so nice. =(