I love Las Vegas!

Photos of Las Vegas as promised before I go to bed!

Vegas is great! Everything is so wild and bright and vying for your attention!

It's possibly the best city in US for a holiday... Hotels are cheap and very pretty, and food is ridiculously cheap (think steak and lobster for $10.95), and there are nude girls and very handsome nude guys too! (Chippendales! Too bad Mike was around)

We stayed in Wild Wild West, slightly offstrip for around $200 only!

Man, the weather there was SCARY! Super super hot and dry enough for you to burst into flames!

I left my lip balm in the glove compartment and when I went to retrieve it a while later it MELTED! Totally liquified!

Tropicana, with Excalibur in the background! We had buffet there... was $15... Not too bad, not too good either.

Hooters! Doesn't that shadow look realistic?


I don't know what this is but it looks damn suggestive!


Hookers!

Isn't it great? Choose your preferred race and type, and the girls will be sent to your doorstep, totally nude! I took the funny two girls one (holding the ankles) and it says two girls for $99!

So funny how they placed all the stars at the strategic spots (snigger snigger)!

And we go into the MGM Grand!

There were real roaring (ok maybe not roaring, only got lazyass) lions INSIDE MGM Grand!

And I also think it's very brilliant to add a good adjective to your hotel's name. I'll call my hotel CYY Grand in future too!

There was some TV screen and it has soccer on it!

It's hilarous to see how excited the guys all are and the girls are totally bored. Mike doesn't like soccer I think. I am really scared he turns gay. :(

I love themed hotels!

MGM grand is like lions and grandeur... There's also Excalibur which is ancient British? Luxor is Egyptian... Caesar's Palace is obviously Roman... Paris is French... Mirage is desert... There's New York New York too and the Stratosphere (futuristic)... All so fun!

Las Vegas is like a mini-world!

Outside MGM!


New York New York


Oh oh!

In between LA and Vegas we stopped at this place called Barstow. Had fabulous products all at factory prices! I bought this pair of wedges there for around SGD$50!

So gorgeous isn't it?

The lights there are so nice!

I don't know why we banned neon lights.


Excalibur!


Feel a bit like a princess with all those castles


Paris!



We bought a ticket...

So rude to disallow people to get married! Anyway it was raining so we had to return the money... Another time then...

The Bellagio!

It is not themed but is so grand and simple... In fact because it is not themed it stands out among the rest by appearing clean and pure...

Driving here and there


Watched a magic show!

Dirk apparently has one white tiger with stripes, and another pure white tiger! He made them appear and disappear! Just amazing.

I dig magic shows!!

Eat a big apple in the big apple!

And next we go to one of my favourite hotels, Caesar's Palace! Super big, and everything is carefully done up!

Heehee someone is not well-endowed

We saw this AMAZING car in the carpark! I had to take photos

Isn't it the most broken down piece of shit you have ever seen?

Speaking of cars, remember Maddox's entry about Idaho?

SO IT REALLY DOES SAY FAMOUS POTATOES!!!

HAHAHA!


I love Vegas.

Where else will girls walk around in G-strings?


Only in Vegas!

Apparently this joker (haha I know, weak pun) is mounted on a billboard and driven around by this car SOLELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF ADVERTISING.

How brilliant is THAT? Vegas has one of the busiest roads in the world so this billboard really gets seen a lot.

Some other buildings...

The Venetian is one of my favourite hotels too! So classy!

Oh oh did you already know the owner of Venetian is going to be the owner of our Singapore casino too? I CAN'T WAIT!! Can't wait for a small part of Singapore to be like Vegas!

Lots and lots of wedding chapels!

I think the reason why people get married here is because they are already doing so much gambling, might as well go on with one more thing. :D

Outside the Mirage!

Am I talented or what? I TOOK THESE PICTURES MYSELF!

Please lor you think it's easy to have to kiss, push Mike into position, snap, and have the "Mirage" sign directly in place? Tough!

Fremont street!

The old strip is way more gaudy than the current one!

We went into a strip club and Mike recognised a porn star... That pervert! But he claims that he only remembers her coz she did something very amazing!

Apparently in her porn flick and also while we saw her stripping she TWITCHED HER BREASTS!

Like how musclemen do it! Twitch the left, then the right, then again and again! Made everyone clap and stuff her with dollar bills!

How does she do that?! I also wanna learn!

Oh yeah Mike gave this stupid blonde chick a mesmerised look so I got pretty pissed and we left after not too long. He claims he only looked at her g-string's strap to put the dollar bill in.

WTF!

THE SLUT! She cannot see I am around ah! DISEASE RIDDEN WHORE!!!! Grrr

Anyway... There was also this black chick which was very amazing!

She has a damn fat ass so when she did like half-squats rapidly there would be a very loud slapping sound of ass against thigh!! Fucking funny!!

The rest of the chicks are quite ugly though... Fat even! Unforgivable.

Oh yeah, also, this is a definitive time in my life! When the strippers were near me, I was SO scared they would put their breasts on my face!

I've always thought there might be a chance I am lesbian, but when I felt the fear I knew I was damn straight.

And lastly, we went to have dinner at Olives, a very popular restuarant in Bellagio!

I am damn good at pretending that I am not the one who took the photo!

Dressing up for the event... :D


We ordered foie gras, jumbo scallops and soft shelled crabs with pasta!


I am happy coz Mike is treating! :D


One sibeh big slab of foie gras! SO SO SO GOOD.


Olive paste for bread! Delicious!


Pasta... They put something funny inside, like parsley!

Thank god for boyfriends who eat anything. Supposed to be mine!
Yuck.


Jumbo scallops with risotto!

Super fresh and BIG and JUICY!



I bet you can FEEL how it tastes like!

And after dinner we realised why Olives was so popular!

IT HAD A PERFECT VIEW OF THE BELLAGIO FOUNTAIN!

So pretty! I felt like one of Ocean's Eleven...

And that's it! We fly back to Texas!

All that food made Mike exhausted.

p/s: 5.53am drama at home. Clinton woke up to shower for school and got bitten by a centipede. I tried to trap it with Cloudy's food bowl but it escaped.

HAPPY LAH!

I tell you all hor, I'm doing this project thingy which is an idea from Turodrique, and it is doing very well!!

And and and! It's all of you readers' credit! That's why, I love love love you all!

I am so happy, I'm gonna be nice to everyone. I will love the prataman again and eat his lukewarm prata!!!!!!!!

*smiles contentedly*

I am so happy I shall go edit all the vegas photos now and edit until chio chio!!!!!!!

Off I go!

Love you all! *takes all the blogders by surprise and kiss them all on the cheeks*

Will never eat prata again

Chao turtle!

I am just blogging this to complain a bit before Russell and his gang of friends come over to interview me.

Speaking of student interviews, can you all students STOP asking me for an interview? In Russell's case it is his birthday present, but for all other poly/uni students it is a big no!

Don't blame me hor, blame this stupid NP student. Once upon a time I used to accept student interviews although they are always more trouble than it's worth: Ie no publicity + time taken.

But this student was DAMN bad can? Firstly, students already always tell me they want to interview me, please please xiaxue please help BECAUSE the school wants them to interview a famous person and please lor, the school thinks that every 17 year old knows a famous person is it? SIAO.

When I was 17 the only famous person I know is... Nobody! Don't even know anyone famous!

So anyway these students always come to me coz my email is conveniently there! KNN. I don't want to be a conveniently available famous person can?!

Anyway back to the student. She sent me a few email questions and told me to answer them.

I did according.

After that she said that my answers were too short, and told me to rewrite all my answers again!

In the first place her questions mostly yes no questions, so what you want me to say? OBVIOUSLY I ANSWER ONE WORD YES OR NO RIGHT??!

Then must ownself elaborate still never mind. After I reanswered her questions slavelike, she said they are ok now, and would I please go take a photo of myself beside my computer and pass it to her.

WAH SHE THINK I SO FREE CAN GO PUT MAKE UP, TAKE PHOTO, THEN UPLOAD IT AND PASS TO HER AH??

FUCK YOUR ASS OK YOU THINK I AM UR SERVANT IS IT??!

I told her to go screw herself and that it is her who is supposed to do the project, NOT ME!!

So from that moment onwards I decided, to be fair to everyone else, I will not agree to do anymore student projects since they all only waste my time.

Back to the prata!

ANGRY ANGRY!!!!

I've been staying at home a lot so I have forgotten how it feels like to be angered by salesmen!

You know how Thomson has this famous crispy prata place, and beside it is this famous bak chor mee place?

Yesterday I was there with Qihua, Zapzap and kit, and the boys wanted to see meatballs, so they all sat at bak chor mee coffeeshop.

I wanted a prata so I went to the prata shop.

I told the prata man (who is naturally Indian) that I wanted a kosong takeaway to eat next door.

From a pile of pratas in front of him, he took one out for me, and wanted to pack it up.

I smiled at him, acted cute a bit, and said I wanted a freshly cooked one, can?

He said all are freshly cooked and presented the prata for me to touch.

It was barely lukewarm!

He smiled and said ok, he will get me a freshly cooked one then.

At this point the chef was whipping up more pratas, and he finally cooked 4 kosongs and gave it to the guy who served me.

THAT IDIOT put the fresh pratas on plates and served other people! Now remember just moments ago he tried to give me the lukewarm ones, which were mountained on the table, waiting to be served.

Lo and Behold! The people served the fresh pratas were fellow Indians!

Now after he served these people, he came back, and WHEN I WAS STILL STANDING THERE LOOKING AT HIM, TOOK ONE LUKEWARM PRATA AND TRIED TO GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN!

SMILING! LIKE I WAS AN IDIOT!

I was so pissed I said forget it, I don't want it anymore, and turned to walk away.

3 servers saw me turn and told me to wait just a while more, so I waited...

Presently came another 4 fresh prata kosongs, and guess what? SERVED TO OTHER INDIAN PEOPLE!

LIKE THAT I HOW??

They attempted to serve me ANOTHER lukewarm prata!!!!!! THREE TIMES OK! 3 lukewarm pratas that I SAID I DONT WANT!

Fucking racist muthafuckers!!!!

I HAD ENOUGH HOR!

Why Chinese people cannot eat prata is it? Lukewarm pile for Chinese ah?!

From now on I shall boycott prata. I die also I eat Chow Mein everyday. Fuck pratamen.

I bet they all just acting stupid and all laughed at me when I left looking so pissed. If that's what it is, then they must all have superb acting skills man, they looked so confused and one idiot was still smiling at me.

p/s: I'm just talking about these 4 pratamen, so no offence to the rest of the Indians reading this, even if your father sells prata. Unless he sells crispy prata at Thomson...

Singaporeans are FOS

First, to make up for my forced limitation of vulgarities, let me scold a few: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Apparently some CBs (yes I am talking about you, u fucking assholes) have been writing in to ST's forums to complain about the use of vulgarities on my starblog.

I understand that it has been marketed as a G-rated site and thus some kids might read it.

(seriously, what are kids doing on the net? Shouldn't they be playing with marbles? They have no business online! Some 13 year old or something boy I saw that day announced he betted $200 on Germany. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? What are parents doing, sleeping?)

I even understand that old people whom, for the rest of their lives have not gone online and have been persuaded by ST to do their virgin try on Stomp, might be shocked beyond words by the liberal use of the word "FUCK" and might go into old people spasms.

I tried very hard to understand, I did.

I tried to use other words to replace fuck, but the sentence "They even look like they are mentally copulating you!" just doesn't sound nice at all.

BUT "BASTARD"?

FOR GOODNESS SAKE! People complained about the use of the word bastard in the latest entry!

This reminds me of my ex-Christian maid who was so pious she thought the word "stupid" was a vulgar word and told me severely that God would punish me.

She's super stupid.

Why are Singaporeans such asses? SERIOUSLY? We are anal BEYOND WORDS.

May I ask, what's the whole point of reading stuff online?

IT IS BECAUSE STUFF ONLINE ARE NOT CENSORED!

If you fucking want to read prim and proper English about PC stuff, read the damn newspapers and read a damn children's book!

If you want ST to censor this and censor that, then for goodness sake la, ask them to cancel Stomp altogether. It's supposed to be a youthful, trendy site - not a site for grandpas.

Assfucking readers.

"BASTARD"! I can understand "fuck" is vulgar, but what's wrong with "bastard"? Moreover, the sentence I used was "All lawyers are bastards (except wong)" - which is more than valid.

In fact, I heard some lawyer complained that it is DEFAMATORY!

To this I laugh my heart out: HAHAHAHA!

Now not only is he a bastard, he is also a petty bastard!

Idiot. He must have a small penis.

Forgive me, I'm usually quite polite. Surely if it's you you will be pissed too?

Go on, complain some more if you wanna. Go read the other PC blogs if you want to. It's your loss - I'm a fine read.

God, sometimes I REALLY hate Singaporeans. Full of these conservative narrow-minded, yes, BASTARDS.

Enough anger.

Pictures. Last few days of LA

Fat people food!

Springy sponge cake with sugar-filled cream inside! Delicious

Me!

And we go to Sizzler!

Cheaper than in Singapore.


Creamy clam chowder


Mike is stealing my bread!


My steak!

Cutely enough, American butter is white, and is of a whipped quality! It's foaming and not just creamy like ours. Melts very easily, and is super soft! I love it.

We arrive at Melrose, which is a famous shopping district!


I like all the graffiti, makes the street vibrant.


ALDO LIQUIDATION! Everything 50% and less!

I didn't buy anything though, nothing I like of my size.


There are Smoke shops around.


And they sell bongs and other things for smoking weed!
Out in the open like that!


Very artistic graffiti!


Shoes!

I love American shoes so much!

Unlike STUPID SINGAPORE SHOES where only brands like Charles and Keith exist, and consist of only 1 type of boring shoe (flattish kitten heels - boring and UGLY), American shoes are varied in design and way bolder.

Look how high they are! I like. :D

Famous Pink's hotdogs!


Look at the adorable dustbin!


Nothing much leh, I don't really like the hotdog bun.


In walmart with a pack of chips! Hahaha look how big it is!


Drove past Knott's Berry farm and got freaked out by the scary roller coaster!


Venice beach!

Supposed to be bustling with life and very full of bikini babes ala Baywatch, but look...

It was rainy and almost completely empty! We could have had sex on the beach! Or did we? *mysterious smile*

Looking awful without make up. I planned to sun tan!


Pointing proudly at the Pacific Ocean.

Was so cold! I ran it, dipped my toe in, and quickly ran off.


Pretty flowers!


And we go to Rodeo Drive!

I kept singing the Pretty woman song to myself as we walked. :D


Guess! One of my favourite brands!


Bought a $150 watch there. Chio!


Very expensive cars cruising along... (this is a Bentley).

And look what we found!

Eww Scientology celebrity centre! We tried to go in but was stopped at the gates by one crazy Scientologist. HAHA!

Krispy Kreme donuts! Super super yummy

And look at the selection!


Will make you go crazy


What we bought!

From left, row by row: Classic sugar-glazed, strawberry and creme, chocolate creme-filled, Chocolate top custard inside, culler, rainbow sprinkles, maple (I love this), cheesecake, sugar-top custard-filled.

Mike ate all the custard-filled ones!!! *sobs*

And lastly, en-route to Las Vegas,

Very famous In-and-Out Burger!

They mean it when they say in and out - you don't have anything there to eat except your burger and some fries. There's a grand total of 3 types of burger, cheeseburger, hamburger, and double cheese double beef - in which the latter is obviously the favourite of the masses.

I have no idea how they survive, it's not even very nice.

It tastes exactly how it looks like in the pic.

I'm super tired, so good night!

I must say, I love my blog readers a lot more than Stomp's readers. You guys are great, most of you! :) Tata!