PAYLAR'S HAIR, LIFE AND TIMES

I was so happy to run acrosss the blog exchange. I am honored to have joined the Sisterlock sisterhood on August 18,19, 2007. I found a wonderful consultant in Tucker, GA--Cia of KinkyAwakenings. So very excited to be starting this journey. Please stop by my blog and share the experience with me. Peace. http://WWW.PAYLAR.BLOGSPOT.COM

Locked since 11-2-06 & still counting!

hey!!! i'm part of so many different groups, i told myself i wouldn't join any more (only bcz i would start to forget passwords and such). but i've seen this L.H.B.E all over the place, i couldn't resist. i want to get in contact with other naturals and loc'ers & plus, this community is ever growing & i want to be a part of every minute of it.

i have three accounts (links at the bottom) that chronicle my journey with locks, started on 11/02/2006. my first intention was to get sisterlocks, but due to the money issue & the fact that micro locks weren't for me, i opted for traditional locks. although i did go to the salon to get them started (with two strand twist), i maintain them myself mostly with the latchhook, and i periodically treat myself to the salon for a fresh palm roll. they are all different sizes & lengths & I love every minute of it (being natural in general) & at no time can i EVER see myself rockin a perm again in my life. i am a 19 year old girl and just like DoULuViTgOrGeOuS mentioned in her blog, i hope that i can be an inspiration to any other young black women to not let society judge them or label them & to not be afraid to step out & be different.

ok i'm tired of typing now, so please, just stop by my spot & show me love!
♥L.A.♥

Baby Stages
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UpDATE!!!!!

Been Gone for a Minute now Im Back!!!! its been almost 3 years with my lovely sisterlocks!!!! Im 19 now, and a New Member of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority Incorporated!!!! Ready to get share with the world this wonderful journey I've been on since July 12, 2007!!!!


http://douluvitlockz.blogspot.com

Moving in 3 days

Busy busy!

With shopping and scriptwriting that is!

I just spent $325 yesterday in Ikea (the annual sale like lousy one leh...) buying 1 pink computer desk, 1 pink chest of 3 drawers, and a pink computer swivel chair --- ALL NEW IKEA PRODUCTS WITH AN AWESOME SHADE OF BABY PINK!!!

Can't find a photo of the computer table

YOU GIRLS MUST ALL GO AND BUY THEM TOO SO THAT IKEA BRINGS IN MORE PINK FURNITURE!

So exciting, we are moving into the new condo on the 1st, which is only 2 days more!!!

I can't wait!! I have been shopping around on ebay, and I found this pink microwave, pots and pans, toasters and whatever not... and they are all so cute!

Unfortunately Mike has forbidden me to turn his supposedly manly bachelor's pad into a pink fluffly place, so well... All pink products must be "quarantined" in my princess room.

Sian... Maybe one day he will get colourblind and see all pink things as blue? My only hope. Does stabbing the eyeballs work? He's sleeping now, I could just...

SO ANYWAY.

Yesterday after Ikea we also went to Courts, and Courts is so absurd!

First we saw a mattress that we really liked (its $1390) and we asked the young sales guy if for that price it is selling just that mattress (it was sitting on a white leather bedframe selling for, like $800 or something).

He said yes.

Soon after, an old Indian couple came and they enquired about the mattress, and in a rather haughty way asked (as if taken for granted) if the bedframe would be given free to them.

The young salesman said "No" and the Indian couple walked away.

While Mike and I were still sitting on the mattress and discussing about it, the salesman's friend came along, and our salesman begin to talk to his colleague about the Indian couple, insulting them (in chinese) and saying how ridiculous they are to expect the bed frame to be given free.

Mike and I walked around for a bit after this, deciding if we should get the mattress that day or not, and when we decided to do just that, we met another sales lady whom we finally sealed the deal with.

We asked the same question as before, because we needed a divan and if a divan is going to be sold at a discounted price together with the mattress we would buy it.

The saleslady walked away to check, and when she came back, she was all bouncy and told us with glee that they are going to throw in the bedframe for us for free!! A NEW SET! With divan, stumpy metal legs, leather backing (although it's quite ugly, but it's removable) and everything!

SIAO OR NOT YOU TELL ME?

I'm not complaining, but they are so disorganised la, the salespeople like all don't know their stuff, and what, if we didn't check, they are not going to give us the bedframe lah!

And the poor Indian couple got scolded and everything!

And if they are giving away something that's $800 for free, shouldn't they put it on the sign so that people would be tempted to buy the mattress? Can boh dai boh chi like that give away bedframe one meh??

Courts is so weird.

Sorry, I'm very auntie. Sigh.


In other news...


Gillian was asking me to try writing some scripts for her, and so I did!! It's so weird to be suddenly behind the scenes and hearing people act out what you wrote. Kinda fun, but I don't know if I can say more, so yeah.

I'm kinda sick of the whole Disgusting Bloggers saga.

Apparently, Wanbao and Straits Times both reported it somewhat, but I didn't see anything!

It's a little overdue, but few days ago I saw these two parody videos and almost died laughing.



Done by the very talented Jayden, who even bothered to cut and include small snippets of me. But no thanks for my signature "Bah!" - that was like 3 years ago when I was superbly fat!



Second one by none other than Kenny Sia.

Hilarious!

What's Steven Lim saying at the 21 second mark?

That's all!

Pictures soon. I've kinda lost the interest for photography and just stopped taking photos. Very very bad!

p/s: Please don't write more comments on the LZB blog post. I am sick of all the stupid comments so I'm just deleting everything.

Pissing me off

POST WITHDRAWN

A friend of mine told me that he speculates (with a certain amount of certainty), that LZB's blog is set up by Jack Neo's company as a publicity stunt.

(which would explain why someone bothered to take so many photos of her)

Of course, this is just speculation - believe it or not, up to you, but until I see a video of LZB actually blogging I won't believe it.

So anyway, I've taken away my previous post, because I personally feel that the undeserving scheming commercialised bastards don't need any more publicity.

Plus, it is not being fair to the old lady if she didn't actually write all that.

Poor old lady, used as a pawn. (If this is true, which I believe it to be.)

January Hair Photos (its' getting bigger)

It has been a few months since I have posted pictures, I think as of this date I have been locked for 19 months. I am still enjoying my journey, my life has changed so dramatically since bringing my mother home. I haven't stopped to show my hair which still sometimes unravels..but I love it more everyday. thanks for stopping by.

Change has been very difficult for me through out my life until now. I love my sisterlocks....so much so that I want as many woman as I can influence to let go of the notion that it has to be permed in order to be pretty. Each stage has been beautiful to me, perhaps its just because I love me more now then I ever have. Please visit my blog at: http://www.teen1937.blogspot.com

Teen1937

Road Trip: Episode 7 - The Night Market

Go watch it now!

Me and the Deathly Hallows

OMG MY LIFE AS IT IS IS ABOUT TO BE OVER!!!

I'm currently around half into the last and final book of the most awesomest written thingys ever (I'm incoherent coz I am so flummoxed by intriguing bits of the book, so don't correct my English for a bit).

I got my last book yesterday from Times in Tampines Mall, and when I got it, I didn't even look at the price (but instead went to kiss JK Rowling's face on the back page of the book).

Honestly, if I were to consider it, I think the maximum amount of money I'd fork out to pay for her book would be, like... $500. Anything more and I'd use means of theft or piracy, but man, that's how much I LOVE LOVE LOVE HARRY POTTER!!!

And I think Rowling COULD sell the book for that amount, but she doesn't, and I'm going to take that as a sign that she is indeed a deity of some sort!!!!!

I LOVE YOU JOANNE ROWLING! (Cried a bit when I read the site, it's such an inspiring story of how Harry got known to the world)

(mild spoilers)

In the biography Rita Skeeter bullshitted for Dumbledore, I personally think, JK Rowling wrote it as a tribute to the horrific movies that are done for the book, especially that piece of shit Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore was portrayed as a deranged old man who talks loudly and tries to strangle Harry.

"LIES!" shouts Harry, at the article. Hear hear! It's the same for movie 4!!! Here's what I think of you, movie 4! *shows rude gesture to the imaginary shocked director*

So anyway, so far the book is proving to be quite depressing, with people dying here and there and I've already cried like 3 times in 7 chapters or something!

I don't see how they can finish finding all the horcruxes (horcruxes was underlined red to symbolize a spelling error, and I was like, "Did I spell the plural wrongly?" then I realised that it is a magical word obviously not in the dictionary, kua kua...) within the second half of the book, when there's still four to destroy!!

Well, anyway, I'm obviously not going to blog more because I am going to return to the best read of our time, and YOU ALL SHOULD GO BUY THE BOOK TOO!

I don't care if like a majority of you "don't give a batshit about this stupid book" or "only have seen the movies, no big deal..." this is my blog and I'd write about anything I want!

On a completely different tangent, Qihua also bought a DS lite (that makes like, ALL of my friends, almost), and there are two new colours, metallic rose and silver!

Nintendo should really pay me some money, I made so many people buy that shit!

Lovely.

Lovely day, you all!

(Ikea having clearance sale, I'm going!)

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Trivia about Harry Potter are welcome in the comments, BUT DO NOT POST THE ENDING.

My cousin was telling me that the Chinese papers reported the ending of the book, and that MADE ME SO FURIOUS!

If anyone dared to tell me the ending I'd box them in the face and demand they pay me back my $53.99!

I didn't go buy the fucking book only to have the ending revealed to me by some idiot!

Thus, I will not moderate the comments, and will not read them till I've finished the book, and if you intend to read the book you shouldn't read the comments too because I'm sure some idiot is a gigantic spoiler!

This is the time you can feel free to slander me on the comments. Yes yes, I'm a slut, I'm fat, whatever.

Locked Freedom

Greetings!!! I am excited to be able to share my experiences with everyone. I have been wearing my hair chemical free since May 2001. My husband(then boyfriend) did the honors of cutting my hair. I had my first set of Sisterlocks installed October 2006. I removed them and had the second set installed May 4th 2007. Everyone on the Exchange has been such and inspiration. Hopefully, my experiences will be helpful to others that are looking for encouragement and support.

Please visit my blog at: http://sisterlocksjourneys.blogspot.com/

Creating the Top 7 disgusting bloggers blog

Don't we all just love backlash?

No seriously, thought I'd share with you guys my mentality over creating this blog post of mine.

I woke up one morning with a sudden urge to create a blog entry about all the disgusting bloggers around, because it seems that recently there are so many of them?

What makes a disgusting blogger?

With the obvious exception of Maddox (and me!), disgusting bloggers, are, to me, either (1) pretending to be something they are not or (2) think way too highly of themselves (and not in a joking manner, either, like I do).

There are, of course, many other really ugly and gross people around blogging too, but as long as they know their place, I totally have no problems with them. =)

Some of you have asked me, "Why do you have to do this to all these innocent people? They didn't do anything to you!"

Well, look around you, people... Did I do anything to all those people who wrote all those mean stuff about me either? No sire, I didn't! And I tell you, people who write about me do it way worse... I guess I do deserve a bit of it. :D

So I thought to myself, what the fuck? Seems like it's a fair deal - I want fame, and I get criticism along with it, right?

Survive it, and I continue with my work. Can't take it? Stop blogging altogether, and change your url!

And surely you all concur, people on my list are all attention-seeking people wanting fame.

And so, if here and there some fuckers would write bad stuff about these people on the list, why not me? Why can't I? Just because I am a wee bit more famous?

Now that's not fair, is it? Afterall, my blog is a platform for my views, and I am free to write whatever I want on it.

These "victims", so called, are also free to rebuke whatever they want, if they so wish to.

Of course, the smart way out of this is to take the high road and act gracious about it instead of insulting me back (personally, I think, insulting me back would be so much more fun and creative), which will naturally get readers sympathizing with the underdog and making me seem like a bully.

DO I CARE THAT I AM CALLED A BULLY?

Not in the least bit! I'm already being deemed as bullying handicapped-toilet users, foreign workers, filipino rape "victims", why not disgusting bloggers to cap it all off?!

Please stop telling me whoever and whoever took it so graciously and therefore I suck. I DON'T CARE! I'm tired of being fake and PR and being the bigger person. I want to be the petty and smaller person! (childish, but blame Mike, he spoils me)

So anyway, as someone rightly commented, Maia did invite me to her album launch in September 2005. Then, I didn't know her well (I only met her once before, when she was still a singing teacher), but I'd say I sincerely liked her then.

Circumstances, and perhaps, people change, and when she was a star blogger with me, I started disliking her (or rather, her online self).

Once, she left a damn stupid and act-PC comment on my star blog, saying something sarcastic like I am very superficial since I judged some uncle in the airport in LA. I deleted that comment, and our relationship (so-called, the superficial one we used to have) soured.

The last thing I like to hear about myself is that I am being fake, and therefore I felt like I have the need to clarify.

I don't like all these 5 people's blog persona, and it is unlikely I will like them in real life either (I thought Celeste was absurd in real life but didn't dislike her, although her blog personality is like... barf), so I don't care if they dislike me (please do dislike me, I don't know what to do if you guys are nice to me, it totally throws me off course).

It is, however, inevitable that I will see some of these people in real life (Maia and probably Nicole, whom I don't mind), and I guess if I see them I'd just pretend not to see them?

Sigh, wish Singapore was not so small.

Somebody else said something about me being fired from, supposedly, various media, and therefore, I am the real sore loser here.

Just to clarify, I didn't actually get "fired" from Stomp. My 3 month contract ended, and it didn't get renewed. In this rein are also May and Choy, Jaymee Ong, etc. I don't know if they chose not to continue or not, but seeing that blogging once a week is not that tough, I'd say maybe they also didn't get their contract renewed.

It's no big deal - I didn't fit into their rigid child-safe blog criteria, and therefore, I can't do what I do best (write in-your-face blog entries), and so there is no point in keeping me.

Nothing wrong with that.

Speaking of retailiation, Steven Lim does it best, of course. =)



Honestly, that man's a classic. He says I am a chicken pie (mmm, delicious!) and also that I am horny, among other things. And he asks Wanbao to sue me!! =)

He also kept talking to Mike for a good part of the video, but Mike can't understand a single word he said because of *snigger snigger* his perfect English.

Mike's like, "What is this man raving about, man?"

(Gillian says that Girls Out Loud gave him a meagre amount for his part in the show, something like $20 to cover his cab fare or something)

Road Trip Epiosde 6 - The True or False Game

Enjoy!

Top Seven Most Disgusting Bloggers (In the Singapore blogosphere)

STEVEN LIM

The thing thats the most disgusting about him is: His face.

Or more specifically, his eyes? The look in his eyes? Somehow, he just looks damn perverted everytime he looks at someone in "earnesty".

Honestly! His body comes in a close second to in disgustingness to his face - it's old, flabby, sweaty, and JUST FUCKING GROSS!!

Worse of all, he loves to dress in near-nakedness, most of the time wearing his 5-seconds-of-fame-in-Singapore-Idol undies.

I'm sorry to tell you this Steven, but yellow is seriously not your colour!!!!!!!!!!! You know what's your colour though? A BLACK ARABIC SUIT COVERING YOUR EVERYTHING.

I don't know about you guys but everytime I see the curly black hairs on his inner thighs, I have an image of his penis, perhaps around 9 cm in length, limp and also covered in the grotesque hairs as well as an overhanging foreskin with smegma on it.

IT THEN PROCEEDS TO MAKE ME BARF!!!!!

I need to STOP IT WITH THE OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION!!

But honestly, it's not my fault is it?

You can almost "see" the horror between his legs too, can't you????????????????

Nothing more appealing than a sweaty old man with greying undies

I know. Gross. I couldn't find the photo of him being completely naked, but I guess that's good else I probably can't survive to finish this entry.

My little encounter with Mr Lim, sabo-ed by my director: Click if you are interested.

He kept spitting saliva out when he spoke. When I pointed this out to him, he replied, "Oh is it? (that cringable smile) No lar, raining."

I cringed so hard I turned into a lime.

Unfortunately, I was a lime without an umbrella, because Mr Lim really continued speaking. Too much.

After this entry, Mr Lim is probably gonna send me an email saying something like he wants to sue me for defamation - anything to prolong the drama, as usual with him.

When he reaches his lawyer's office to tell the lawyer about his intentions (I defamed his reputation and all), I imagine the lawyer will stare blankly at him for 2 seconds, waiting to see if Steven is joking.

When he realised this is all for real, the lawyer will laugh so hard he will roll on the floor, clutching his stomach in hilarity, all while emitting whoops of laughter.

Steven looks on at him, perplexed. Surely this behaviour is not normal for lawyers?

The lawyer then says, "WHAT... reputation????" and continues laughing.

Ugly, AND thinks the world of himself? Bad combination.

MAIA LEE

Every Monday, Shuyin and I will be vomiting while talking to each other on msn, because Maia's blog entries are THAT disgusting.

"Oh, please, stop asking me about Sly!" exclaims Maia repeatedly, because, well, OF COURSE EVERYONE'S INTERESTED IN NEWS FROM 9,000 YEARS AGO.

But guess who talks about him all the time?

Even bothering to talk a photo like him, of course

Yup, you know, because Maia is really famous for her singing and not that one-time scandal. Not. She know thats that's the only thing interesting about her, and she is smart enough to bank on it - all the time.

When I first joined Star blog, I was really surprised... Why does Maia get 300 comments on each blog entry, when her entries are so mundane?

Then I realised: More than half of the comments are left by herself, because she spends like 24 hours a day chatting with the 3 or so people who read her blog. -_-

I can't even begin to describe how loserish that is for a so-called celebrity, pandering to these loserish fans, so I'm just going to continue quoting Maia's ludicrously contradicting entries:


I quote (from her blog title):

"I know a fellow Singaporean because he... just said my name. I'm not famous, I'm just notorious."


Maia... Two words for you: HAS BEEN.

What were you, fifth in some contest 3 years ago? Who the fuck remembers you?

My favourite blog entry from Maia is this one, about style.

She said, "I don't quite bother to dress up since I'm not exactly anywhere near being ugly."

... except that every single photo she put up had her in extravagant make-up and clothes that would take hours to prepare.

If you are fucking vain, just fucking admit it instead of pretending not to care!

"Don't bother to dress up" huh? "Not anywhere near ugly?" THEN WHY DO TWO NOSE JOBS IF THAT'S NOT A PERMANENT "DRESS UP" TO COVER UP UGLINESS??

My second favourite quote from Maia is this: "I have loads of accessories, all in leather and metal studs. Rocker chains, belts, cuffs, leash (hehe), gloves etc. Honestly they are heavy but I love that biker-rocker look (but not the emo punk crap)."

Ok, ok, I get it.

So "biker-rocker look" is hot, but "emo punk" is crap.

I'd tell you what, Maia... BOTH ARE CRAP! They are stupid style choices created by the media, and people who believe in these stupid things enough are just, well, stupid!

Isn't it ridiculous that someone who is so into a stupid social norm is calling another (similar) social norm crap?

It's like me saying I believe in golden unicorns but, oh, people who believe in mermaids are dumb.

Having nothing interesting to say about girls serving National service, Maia resorts to the oldest trick in the book:

Dressing up in some army print ribbon and calling it a day.

Boy, she does make it easy for women to respect her, doesn't she?

When I said to a friend, "Why would she put up that picture? It will just make all the girls disrespect and dislike her", my friend replied, "Don't be stupid, all the girls already disrespect and dislike her." - pretty to the point, my friend is.

Isn't it funny? Stomp forbade me to use the word "bastard", but such respectable photos are allowed for the little children supposedly reading Stomp for the star bloggers' intellectual views on social issues!

If only I knew I was allowed to post up semi-naked photos! Maybe then I won't get fired, dammit.

Last quote (She can start a quote book all by herself soon!):

Maia: Aawww... Julen, you made me cry.

Julen: Maia, you are such a softie lor.

Maia: Piang, of course I'm a softie. Rockers look tough but are emotional people you know... and I cry all the time and I have to smell my smelly pillow and carry it with me around the house.

OKIE............................ You got to forgive me for writing this small snippet about you, but as you know, "professional bloggers" are very critical on the outside, but lovely and warm on the inside. "Rockers!!!" *Rolls eyes so hard they roll to the back of my head*

The last time I heard, rockers all called themselves rockers, which is why they are rock. MUAAHAHA

Trying so very, very hard and failing

"ICE ANGEL"

Ok, I know my internet nickname is also very act-chio, but seriously, nothing beats "Ice Angel". There is no part of her that looks icey, and definitely not angelic, unless angels looked like her, in which then angels are definitely over-rated.

What's next, Marshmellow Princess? Or Fire Fairy? MUAHAHAHA... Or or or... Baby kitty? FendiGal? Don't stop me I am having so much fun!!! Pinky Bunniiex!!

MUAHAHA

Ok, I know I am picking on a young girl here (to be honest, 17 is not that young - if I were 17 and called my Ice Angel my peers will all look down on me), but what I reallyyyyyyyy cannot stand about her is:

Her photos.

Different lighting, same ugliness

Man, that's hard to swallow.

I don't know *shakes head*, the whole no-flash-grainy-open-eyes-wide-pasty-like-fuck-purse-lips thing is not working for me.

What's harder to swallow than a ridiculously contrived and aunty photo is... People saying that the photo is hot.

Looks like someone skipped their teenhood
and jumped straight to Sheng Siong.

They need to have their eyes dug out and re-checked.

Please, you say she is hot?

This, and This is hot. NOT this:

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No, I'm not about to hug you at all.

I know she didn't technically do anything wrong (except killing my eyes) and it's not her fault she looks like that, but the way she takes every picture just makes me barf.

If you set up a program that auto-scrolls all these blogs over and over again while tying me onto a chair with my eyes pried open with toothpicks, I'd eventually barf so much, I'm turn aneroxic.

Really don't need to try soooooo hard to act chio la, please. That, and you need to throw away all the blue nail polishes, pluck your brows, strip your mustache, and GET RID OF THOSE FUCKING GLASSES. And throw away all your current clothes.

Cannot take teeny-boppers and their photos

LAO ZHAO BOR

Honestly woman.

I have no problems with old ladies acting young, but...

kua kua...

You need to stop showing us your flabby arms.

Or swimming with condoms.

Or claiming that random people who take photos with you are your "fans".

Everyone knows writing stuff about me gets interest.

So people use it as a cheap shot to publicity for themselves.

Writing BAD stuff about me to get a reaction? An even cheaper shot.

IT IS SOOOOOOOOOO OVERDONE.

Ok, so you dislike something I did that was high-profile and heatedly discussed in the front page of newspapers.

Who gives a shit? Honestly, most bloggers claim they dislike me ANYWAY, so it's really NOTHING NEW.

Digressing, to all the bloggers who criticise me and etc rubbish I did that didn't please you - Did you think that by saying that I did something wrong, it ups your morality? Oh, it is so easy isn't it? I just say I hate child-molesters like Michael Jackson, and automatically it makes me seem like a good, kind person who loves kids. But who KNOWS? I might molest animals behind all that facade!!

So fuck off with all the criticism - it doesn't make you look any better. No matter what you blog about me, you are still going to be the mediocre blogger you are - well, once the heated reaction about a xiaxue-related post dies down. :)

End of digression.

Since, I quote from LZB's blog,

"For those who think I 'used' her to boost my readership, I think you are wrong. If I really want to do that, I should have left her a comment in her blog! So her readers can link me from there! Instead, I'm bringing my readers to her blog cos a lot of my readers don't know who I'm talking about"

... you think that by writing about me you have given me "publicity", here's your gift in return. :)

How do you like it? My 30,000 readers flocking to your site? Oh, you said you were very popular? How about NOW?!

Believe it or not, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE 10 OR SO PEOPLE WHO READ ME BECAUSE YOU LINKED ME.

People who haven't seen my site before but have seen yours must have been your ancient friends using their grandson's computer, and who the fuck sells things to ancient people?

You think I'd wanna advertise adult diapers on my blog?

Tsk. I shall have some respect for the elderly and stop commenting on people who came on the same boat as Sang Nila Utama.

p/s: I just realised something. Real age is nothing on the internet, because it could well be a monkey updating the old lady's blog. Since that's the case, we should count a blogger's age by how long he or she has been blogging.

This means I am a OLD OLD 4-year OLD blogger, and she is practically a n00b.

N00bs have NO RIGHTS to criticize old bloggers, they don't know shit.

(The old lady is turning to her grandson and yelling, "DIDI! What is n-zero-zero-b?")

Old people are smelly

MADDOX

Maddox is the most awesome "web-master" (he says he hates blogs and is not a blogger) ever, but recently he has been updating once every 300 years or so. It's making me get a nervous breakdown everytime I open his site and see nothing new.

- I open the site

- I close my eyes, praying for an update

- I gently open my eyes, scared

- There is no update

- I check again to make sure - and there is indeed no update

- I spasm and foam at the mouth, eventually fainting on the floor

- I wake up and wonder where I am. When I recall what happened, I worry for Maddox's safety

- Life resumes after 3 hours


HATE YOU MADDDOXXXXXXXXX!!!

(Maddox is not from Singapore but I had to put one more person in else top 6 just sounds stupid.)

It's almost always worth the wait

XIAXUE

Since many people have requested for me to include myself in this blog entry, I thought I would.

Afterall, how many people can be more disgusting than me?

I'd write about myself in a weird third-person perspective MIMICKING THE ABSURD WAY PEOPLE USUALLY TALK ABOUT ME. (this means that I'm being sarcastic and I don't actually think I'm disgusting, for stupid people who didn't understand. Sigh... This blog could be so much more succinct.)

WHO THE HELL IS THIS XIAXUE PERSON? I just visited her blog today for the first time, and I am shocked!

She is so rude and uses so much vulgarities! I can't believe such a person can actually have her own TV show!

Her show is so stupid, it's just about her doing stupid things, and Rozz is cool! Xiaxue, stupid!

Xiaxue is so FAKE. She had a nose job! So what if she openly admits to doing it? Still fake!

She is so hao lian of her stupid angmoh boyfriend. SPG! She never ever had any boyfriends of any other races, right? I can't be bothered to read her archives, but I am sure I am right and shall go on to accusing her. My accessment of her must be highly accurate.

Ewwww, Xiaxue, stop showing us your fake, act chio photoshopped pictures! You know that in real life you are just short and ugly!

So what if it's your blog and you can put up whatever you want and I can just not read it? You know you are now a professional blogger so you should listen to your readers right?

What is this thing about her saying that bangalas molest women during Christmas and NYE on Orchard road? RACIST! Never mind that there are reports all concurring on this... This is not a social issue, this is racism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY MUST REPORT HER TO THE WHATEVER GOVT BOARD!

Hope all her advertisers cancel on her. I'm going right now to complain to Stomp and whatever company else she works for.

I'm not being spiteful and malicious just because I am even fatter and uglier than Xiaxue! NO! It's not true I'm jealous of her having an easy life! It's because I want JUSTICE!

Oh, Stomp already fired her? Good! That whore. I don't have evidence that she fucks around, but I'm sure she is a whore due to her PAINTED MAKE-UP FACE.

And she looks like a tranny. And she is short. Fat. Ugly. Untalented. UNDESERVING OF WHATEVER SHE HAS GOT AND I DON'T!

I am not jealous.

Fat and short, but always interesting

CELESTE CHEN

Like, OMG ITS CELESTE CHEN!

Sisters Nicole and Celeste made ST headline recently, something about having 16,000 friends, if by "friends" they mean "lecherous desperate losers wanting online attention because they can't get any in real life".

Both of them are attention whores, obviously (not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you), and it is pretty apparent their aim in life is to get famous and they are doing everything to get it...

... but there's something just really gross about seeing a skinny little girl trying so hard to be sexy and putting up a raunchy dancing video of herself dry humping on youtube...

... Right...



Pardon me, I forgot I was writing this entry because I was so enthralled by the patch of hair that covers up approximately 66% of her face. That's a beautiful patch of hair.. so artistically arranged...

*Snaps out of it*

I tried to read a little of Celeste's blog, but HONESTLY WOMAN!

What's with the half-fucked grammar and the TINY PICTURES?? Who's going to click on every picture? I know, NOT ANTS! Coz to them, the photos are humongous!

Not that there is anything new to see, all the photos are of patch-hair-face and her boyfriend, who is OTHERWISE NAME-DROPPED TO DEATH: XU BIN, handsome by-product of Campus Superstar --- And snagging him must be the proudest thing Celeste has ever done.


How can we tell?

Nasi Kangkang...
I don't know why that word just popped into my head...

Because every other blog entry mentions him: By his full name.

Isn't it funny?

"I miss my Xu bin..." --- That's as weird as Wentworth Miller's girlfriend blogging, "I miss my Wentworth Miller." OR "Wonder if Wentworth Miller is going to call me soon?"

YES WE KNOW HE WAS A WEE BIT FAMOUS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP TELLING US HIS FULL NAME!

*roll eyes*

(I don't care if his name only has 2 parts, it is still apparent she is just name-dropping)


The other thing we know is that he doesn't seem to call her often.

Maybe he is sick of being dragged to be shown off on her blog via numerous photographing sessions everytime he is with her.

Celeste: "Hey Xu bin, come take a picture with me!"



Xu Bin: "But why? I just want to relax and watch... OH ALRIGHT, JUST PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN... Relax, I'd take the photo, I'd be your toyboy, just... just... alright your hour is up Celeste, you owe me $35.99."

I know... It's mean to judge people based on looks and maybe this Xu Bin person 1) really loves her 2) is totally disgusting, happy to camwhore and attention-seeking as well, but hey...

Now now... I know you guys are thinking I am jealous, but honestly dude, little boys are not my type. (I prefer green-eyed angmohs)

I don't deny I am feeling sort of, you know... that Celeste is very undeserving, simply because she is showing him off so badly, and it's like, you know, you just want to punch her in the face and pay a whore to seduce her guy away, failing which, just punch her in the face.

AND STOP WITH ALL THE "HE IS MINE AND ONLY MINE" shit Celeste... After you are done with him, I don't think anyone wants him anymore.

Nothing more gross than a crazily possessive unpretty girl
acting like she deserves a handsome boyfriend.

***** END *****

p/s: The blobs on the disgusting meter is supposed to be pools of vomit.

Aya Life With Locs

I am just someone who would like to share my natural hair journey with you. I hope I will get to chat with many of you. Also, I hope to encourage those who are considering switching to a natural hair lifestyle,and to support and encourage those who already have. Please visit my blog at: http://www.ayalifewithlocs.blogspot.com

Aya

Fabulous and Free

Hi, I'm S0utherngirl.I've always admired locks of all types and even began the process of going natural a couple of times in the past. My Sisterlocks were installed on May 24th 2007 and I made the decision to switch to DIY using the Nappylock tool soon after. As cliche as it sounds, my only regret is not locking sooner.

Keep it kinky!
S0utherngirl

Sorry...

Mike is sick so I'm taking care of him...

GEEZ!

I spent, like, the last 2 hours approving comments (which is a tedious process by itself no thanks to Haloscan...), and I had like what, 42 pages of 15 comments each to approve???

I just asked you guys for an opinion out of curiosity, doesn't mean I'm really going to write about whatever has the most votes!

And anyway, I still have 28 pages of comments worth to approve (more to come with this entry, and I'm really looking forward to approving them).

If you want some content to read while I write something more interesting (yes, yes, either option 1 or 3, I'd go think about it), you can go read this site - since I blogged for 4 hours straight there.

Personally, I don't know why so many of you chose 1 and 3!

My personally choice, if I were a blogder and could force "Xiaxue" to blog about either one of those three, it is the pre-photoshopped photos...

... simply because there is some harm inflicted on her (by her I mean me) if she publishes that (those photos are embarrassing) - whereas for the other two choices it is just a matter of time before she blogs it out whenever her blog gets dry.

*shrugs*

Logical isn't it? That, and the fact that I know how drastically different I look with photoshop done. Oh, you can't even start to imagine... But hey, since you guys are not interested.

Good blog post by tomorrow, I promise.

YES I SAID I PROMISE! Swear on my tamagotchi's life. May it die if I break my promise.

p/s: Wanbao reported some shit article about me being fired from Stomp, obviously getting that piece of info from my blog AGAIN. I swear to god, that paper is so lousy, it has to siphon semi exciting news via blogs. Hey Wanbao, I just took a shit, you wanna report about that? The shit looks a bit, erm, brown, and normal. Guess I'm healthy! Interesting news, isn't it?

My transition from traditional locks to Sisterlocks

Hi Everyone,

I must say it is wonderful reading all the Sisterlocks® material. I'm getting my hair re-tightened, and I'm looking forward to the results. I didn't realize how time consuming blogging can be until I noticed that I was at my computer for hours and it didn't phase me. If only it was that easy when I was studying for a test. :0) I got excited looking at all the styles that I will eventually be able to put my hair in, once it grows. Right now it's really short, but it's growing quickly and I like the manageability of it because it is extremely low maintenance. Okay, I'm going to end for now. Stop by my blog when you get a chance and take a look at my journey. To all my brothers and sisters the SL movement continues!!!!!!!!! http://reelgirl77.blogspot.com/

Chocolocs

I am so excited to be invited to join the Locked Hair Blog Exchange!

I live in the Metro Detroit area and I’ve been locked since Valentine’s Day 2006. I have an awesome loctician, her name is Paulette of Locks4Life. I didn’t discover all of these great SisterLocks blogs until after I was locked, but I’ve been tuned-in ever since! The “veteran SisterLocks bloggers” have motivated me to share my story, which I hope you will find helpful and enjoyable. I will be chronicling my natural hair journey through photos and brief posts. Please come by and check me out at: http://chocolocs.blogspot.com. Leave a comment. (I’m new to blogging, so be patient!)

Chocolocs

07-07-07

I'm sure all of you would have heard of Live Earth!!

Today is 07-07-07 (unless you wanna nitpick about the 2 in the 2007 but personally I'd let it go), and Live Earth is happening right now in Singapore!

What is this big hooha about this Live Earth thing? According to their website, it's "... a series of concerts to take place across all 7 continents on 7 July 2007 and an urgent call-to-action to start taking steps to save our planet."

So yes... I've been asked to do my part to blog for 4 hours tonight from 5pm till 9pm at One Fullerton (I sincerely hope the people there will provide me dinner), so if you want to catch me there, you are welcome to visit!!!!!!!

Mike will be there too, in case any spgs want to come and try to seduce him.

For more information, you can click here and here.

*************

p/s: As a note of interest, if you guys can only choose 1 of these 3 topics for me to blog about, which will be your choice?

1) True love story of how Mike and I got together
2) Pre-photoshop pre-nose-job pictures exposed!! The Real Xiaxue
3) Top 5 most disgusting bloggers in the Singaporean Blogosphere

Choose only one!!!

lovin' my locks more and more every day

i guess you could say i was never really comfortable with my processed hair. i hated the smell of the relaxer and i wondered how something that was as thick as my hair could turn into something so thin after just minutes with a relaxer.

luckily, i came to my senses when i graduated from college and moved to california for a fresh start. and i really saw the light when i stopped hiding under braid and twist extensions a few years later. i loved my 'fro, but i had always admired locs and even considered loc extensions in the past. but i didn't know the first thing about maintaining or even starting them, since i didn't know anyone with natural hair (let alone locs!).



and then i discovered Nappturality.com. and after a few years of perusing the loc forum and various fotki albums, i decided to start my locs in january 2007. i had read so many posts saying that you just know when you're ready - and that was definitely the case with me. though i love locs of all shapes and sizes, i went with sisterlocks. i think that no matter what kind of hair/hairstyle you have, everyone experiences bad hair days. but i have to say that since i've had locs, mine have been few and far between. i've gotten nothing but positive feedback, but more importantly, i'm completely happy with my decision to loc.

New Life, New Hair

In January of 2006, I moved from Los Angeles to a suburb of Phoenix in Arizona. With my move, came a new job, a new house and community, new friends, and a whole new outlook. I decided, why not change my hair too? On June 10, 2006, I took the plunge and had my Sisterlocks installed. My only regret is that I didn't do it years ago. I am so lovin' my locks in ways that I never thought I would.

You can see my evolution at www.fotki.com/kalynnatk.

Ready or Loc. . .

Here I come. I started with two strand twists in February 2007. I'm notorious for using the "figure it out" method, which has been the process for my hair. I maintain with a mix of latch hooking method and twisting, just depends on what I'm feeling like. That's pretty much how I approach my hair: I do what I feel like.

I'm working on my PhD in American Culture Studies at Bowling Green State University. I'm a self proclaimed craft gangsta, and between whining about the cold, bragging about my home state of NC, I joined the blogosphere.

I'm a recovering hair product junkie. All other body care product are still free game! I like to make up words. Pop culture is my joy and probably will be at the center of my career. I give my intelligently quirky, corny, and sometimes snarky take on most things hair, somethings culture, and all things hair culture.

Back to Basics

I have been Sisterlocked since August 11, 2005. I have loved every moment of this journey. My daughter, age 11, just joined the Sisterlock family on May 26, 2007. She is absolutely glowing and loving her new locks.